My friend come today and she get, very beautiful Teelac, I want to be beautiful too.
Pookie: Hi Teelac, how are you? I have something to ask you.
Me: Good Teelac, what is it you want to ask?
Pookie: Teelac, I want big milk…you can do?
Me: Yes Teelac, I can do…do you need a gallon or will a half gallon be okay?
Pookie: Teelac! You know I mean big nom. My friend come today and she get…very beautiful Teelac I want to be beautiful too.
Me: Teelac you are already beautiful and I love your small nom.
Pookie: But Teelac I will look much better and clothes will look very very good on me.
Me: Teelac you don’t need and besides big nom cost 50 thousand baht easy, then you need all new bra and shirts.
Pookie: Yes Teelac, new clothes make me look more beautiful. You can do?
Me: Okay Teelac I’ll tell you what…I’ll buy one big nom and if everything works out ok we can talk about the second one in a year or so.
Pookie: Teelac!!! One no good! …need two.
Me: We’re negotiating Teelac. You like large nom and I like small nom. This way we are both happy.
Me: You should have that cold looked at Teelac, you sound a lil horse..!!